Damn that apartment is a mess.

What's wrong with Barbara Streisand?

Whatever happened to all the creative porn titles like Assablanca or Forest Hump? Is Golden Girls: The XXX Parody the best they can come up with? The whole industry is seriously losing it's creative edge. It used to be about art and having something to say. Now it's just an excuse to show tits. Such a sad decline for a once thriving artform.

It makes so much sense now! How could we all have been so blind to this conspiracy playing out in front of our eyes all this time?