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I havarti a message for you:
In käse you didn't know, there's an item missing from your menu.
I goat to tell you,
I can't brie-lieve you don't carry queso!
It would be gouda if you could add it--
my chips are provolonely without it
and they're feta up with it.
I would gladly spend more of my cheddar on queso were you to have it.
But right now, since you don’t, me and my chips are bleu.
My friends and I are fondue of eating here
and this isn’t pimento get you in truffle.
I'm not a muenster, after all.
My dream is that next time people Milwaukee into a Chipotle they will be able to choose queso for their chips.
That would make your competition melt.
Thanks, and stay grate!
It's time for me to Asiago,
but I wheel leave you with the fromagical idea.
With no lactose of love,
The entire Chipotle-loving world.
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