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    An Inspirational Speech In 26 Politicians

    Because they're more than just politicians. They're rich sources of puns, advice, and inner peace.

    If anything is holding you back, don't let it.

    Be jolly,

    be grateful--and don't be a brat.

    Travel farr.

    Know when to be a salmon. For when you go against the flow,

    nothing will dare barr your path.

    Although that path may seem long,

    and at times you'll see some gore,

    you should keep your wits about you so you don't get slaughtered.

    Hey, you're young.

    Pearce through the issues towards success,

    whatever the price.

    Love. And let yourself be loved.

    Don't rush it.

    Foster an environment that builds you up, not puts you down.

    Don't let anyone hurt you, and accept that you will fail in doing so.

    Why the heck would you not jump on an opportunty?

    Let's be frank with each other:

    The waters are uncharted.

    You have a green light

    and you are the king of your choices.

    Be kind to others.

    Remember that the world is not all black and white.

    Seek moore, build moore, dream moore.

    Send your doubts to their graves.

    Eventually, you'll make it to the top of the hill.