Great Signs and Slogans

This is a list of great signs and slogans I've seen in real life over the years...

• Septic Tank truck

  We're #1 in the #2 business.

• Plumber's truck

  We repair what your husband has fixed.

• Pizza Shop

  7 days without pizza makes one weak.

• Tire Shop

  Invite us to your next blowout.

• Tow truck

  We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

• Electrician's truck

  Lets us remove your shorts.

• Non-smoking area (sign)

  If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

• Maternity Room door

  Push. Push. Push.

• Optometrist's office

  If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

• Taxidermist's window

  We really know our stuff.

• Podiatrist's office

  Time wounds all heels.

• House fence

  Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.

• Car Dealership

  The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.

• Muffler shop

  No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

• Veterinarian's waiting room

  Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

• Restaurant window

  Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.

• Funeral Home

  Drive carefully... we'll wait.

• Propane filling station

  Tank heaven for little grills.

• Radiator shop

  Best place in town to take a leak.