This is comedian and actor Patton Oswalt.
On Friday, he stirred up some drama when marketing company Brander tried to get him to take part in their sponsored tweets.
@pattonoswalt I'd love to invite you to get paid to tweet for awesome brands targeted at comedians and comedy fans! DM us!
Brander Influencers
@BA_Influencers
@pattonoswalt I'd love to invite you to get paid to tweet for awesome brands targeted at comedians and comedy fans! DM us!
Patton was...less than enthused.
.@BA_Influencers Can we cut out the middleman and you guys just take a big, wet shit right on my soul? Might save time.
Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt
.@BA_Influencers Can we cut out the middleman and you guys just take a big, wet shit right on my soul? Might save time.
Then the comedian seemed like he might feel apologetic.
Hey, @BA_Influencers. Might have been a bit harsh on you guys. Let me send you some examples of my "awesome brand tweeting." Ready?
Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt
Hey, @BA_Influencers. Might have been a bit harsh on you guys. Let me send you some examples of my "awesome brand tweeting." Ready?
Except in reality, he was exactly the opposite.
.@BA_Influencers The great taste of @SunChips won't make you forget that "handsy" counselor at sailing camp, but they're still good.
Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt
.@BA_Influencers The great taste of @SunChips won't make you forget that "handsy" counselor at sailing camp, but they're still good.
Patton sarcastically proved he would probably be the worst brand ambassador you could ask for.
.@BA_Influencers Tired of the tooth enamel loss from bulimia? The roaring bout of diarrhea from @TacoBell keeps your smile fresh!
Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt
.@BA_Influencers Tired of the tooth enamel loss from bulimia? The roaring bout of diarrhea from @TacoBell keeps your smile fresh!
Wow.
.@BA_Influencers Packed with peanuts, @SNICKERS gets 'em in the van and KEEPS 'em in the van.
Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt
.@BA_Influencers Packed with peanuts, @SNICKERS gets 'em in the van and KEEPS 'em in the van.
Still want him to represent you?
Last one, guys: Integrity is like a pink, unsullied vagina. Let @BA_Influencers cram the Cock of Compromise balls-deep. #fuck #off
Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt
Last one, guys: Integrity is like a pink, unsullied vagina. Let @BA_Influencers cram the Cock of Compromise balls-deep. #fuck #off
Actually, maybe he wouldn't be that bad.
@pattonoswalt @BA_Influencers This is backfiring. Now I want @SunChips.
OFFICIAL WAR ON XMAS
@bigplastichead
@pattonoswalt @BA_Influencers This is backfiring. Now I want @SunChips.
H/T Uproxx