Which Food Network Chef Is Your Spirit Animal?

Are you a Paula, a Sandra, a Guy, a Bobby, an Alton, or a Rachael?

1. 1. How do you take your chicken?

   1. In Taquitos
   2. Parmesan-Crusted
   3. Fried
   4. In Tacos
   5. With Garlic
   6. As Sesame “Drumettes”

2. 2. What's your favorite color?

   1. Source: onefineart.com Pink
   2. Source: psd Red
   3. Via: fineartphotoblog.com Green
   4. Source: free-images.gatag.net Yellow
   5. Source: thesunnygirl.wordpress.com Blue
   6. Source: yaymicro.com Orange

3. 3. What's your happy hour order?

   1. Strawberry Margarita
   2. Blueberry Sangria
   3. The Sea Donkey
   4. Lime Sherbet Punch
   5. Concord Grape Royal
   6. Frozen Mojito

4. 4. What's your non-chef spirit animal?

   1. Source: all-iguana.blogspot.com Iguana
   2. Source: scrapetv.com Donkey
   3. Source: petsintouch.com Hamster
   4. Source: seaotters.com Sea Otter
   5. Source: eclectech.co.uk Giraffe
   6. Source: wallsdl.com Cool Dog

5. 5. Which is your must-have kitchen gadget?

   1. Source: frommykitchen.net Panini Press
   2. Source: uncrate.com Deep Fryer
   3. Source: bedbathandbeyond.com Grill Pan
   4. Source: junktrades.blogspot.com Can Opener
   5. Source: amazon.com Spoonula
   6. Source: acebarneshardware.com Vitamix Blender

6. 6. What will you name your firstborn child?

   1. Source: whattoexpect.com Sugar Mae
   2. Source: flickr.com Roberto
   3. Source: bravotv.com Cindy Lou
   4. Source: harrypotter.wikia.com Albus Severus
   5. Source: boingboing.net Ace
   6. Source: flickr.com Red Delicious

7. 7. If you had to eat 16 tons of one of these ingredients, which would it be?

   1. Source: news.ucdavis.edu Extra-Virgin Olive Oil
   2. Source: moderndaymoms.com Hot Sauce
   3. Source: countryliving.com Cilantro
   4. Source: walmart.com Cool Whip
   5. Source: blog.foodnetwork.com Butter
   6. Source: briggs-country-farms.wikispaces.com Eggs

8. 8. Who did you hang out with in high school?

   1. Source: hellogiggles.com The Mean Girls
   2. Source: tvguide.com The Soccer Team
   3. Source: thechive.com The Nerds
   4. Source: monroecc.edu The Model UN
   5. Source: afterelton.com The Stoners
   6. Source: fanpop.com The Cheerleaders

9. 9. How would you dress up your pet hedgehog?

   1. Source: summeranne In a sombrero.
   2. Source: hedgehogcentral.com As a bunny.
   3. Source: templeofcuteanimals.com As Santa.
   4. Source: photos.hamorhollow.com As a burger.
   5. Source: summeranne As a Hershey’s kiss.
   6. Source: summeranne As Dracula.

10. 10. Who do you most deeply identify with?

    1. Source: Tumblr.com J.R.
    2. Source: cleo-cleopatra.tumblr.com Cleopatra
    3. Source: firstsignsoftrouble.blogspot.com Cathy
    4. Source: btvsonline.com Giles
    5. Source: empireonline.com Yoda
    6. Source: thefrisky.com Edna Turnblad

11. 11. Which dessert speaks to your soul?

    1. Tie-Dye Cupcakes
    2. Chocolate Chip Cookies
    3. Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding
    4. Tequila Bars
    5. Watermelon Slices With Lime-Honey Syrup
    6. Five-Minute Fudge Wreath

12. 12. Which is the coolest letter of the alphabet?

    1. 
    2. Source: mi9.com
    3. Source: arro-signs.co.uk
    4. Source: mattlargesculpture.com
    5. Source: redbubble.com
    6. Source: bloodymurder.wordpress.com

13. 13. How do you feel right now?

    1. Source: rw-designer.com Apprehensive
    2. Source: @hungrynative Hungry
    3. Source: dreamstime.com Fun-Loving
    4. Source: alccorting.wordpress.com In Charge
    5. Source: wonderfuloilpainting.com Penitent
    6. Source: thefrisky.com Seductive

Which Food Network Chef Is Your Spirit Animal?

1. 

   You got: Rachael Ray

   You’re obsessed with SPEED. If it takes longer than 30 minutes to cook, you might as well just throw it out and start again. If the bus goes below 55 mph, it will EXPLODE. You use a lot of conditioner in your hair, which shows that you take life seriously, but in a FUN way. You’re most compatible with Guy Fieri and Sandra Lee. Watch out for Alton Brown.

2. Source: delish.com

   You got: Guy Fieri

   You understand what a bro wants, and what a bro needs. You were born and raised in Flavor Town, and that’s where you’ll die at the age of 49 from a triple-chili-cheeseburger-induced heart attack. In your spare time, you enjoy restoring vintage ATV’s and maintaining the texture of your hair spikes. You’re most compatible with Rachael Ray and Bobby Flay. Watch out for Sandra Lee.

3. 

   You got: Alton Brown

   You’re a gentleman and a scholar, which means you know how to rock a bowtie when it feels right. If anyone tells you you’re doing something wrong, you can always win the argument by staring deep into their eyes and yelling “SCIENCE!!!” You’re most compatible with Bobby Flay and Paula Deen. Watch out for Rachael Ray.

4. 

   You got: Sandra Lee

   You’re a crusader, working tirelessly to defend the common man and his right to celebrate Kwanzaa. You believe in the power of edible glitter. You’re focused on maintaing a svelte physique through tireless training in the ancient martial art of Zumba. You’re most compatible with Paula Deen and Rachael Ray. Watch out for Guy Fieri.

5. 

   You got: Bobby Flay

   Secretly wish you were from Mexico. Often get stuck in the friend zone but you have a really good attitude about it. You maintain an aura of mystery at all costs. You’re most compatible with Alton Brown and Guy Fieri. Watch out for Paula Deen.

6. 

   You got: Paula Deen

   You don’t believe in traditional medicine, preferring to practice homeopathic doughnut therapy. Categorically refuse to use any pronouns except “y’all.” You keep your friends close and your enemies pretty far away. Most compatible with Sandra Lee and Alton Brown. Watch out for Bobby Flay.

7. Source: animalshirts.net

   You got: A Wolf

   You won’t be tamed.

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