This is the first episode of Epic Chef, a new online cooking show from the deranged geniuses behind Epic Meal Time. It is NEXT-LEVEL, kids. One of the secret challenge ingredients is a “motherfucking case of bacon” (yes, like, a briefcase full of bacon). One of the contestants opens a jar of mayo with a saw. Just watch it.
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