1.
Hide your beer can inside a soda can.
WHAT? IT WAS UNDER HIS SHIRT THE WHOLE TIME?
3.
Or, for the ladies, the super-stylin' WineRack.
4.
Fun fact: You can fit an entire bottle of wine in a Starbucks "Trenta" cup!
5.
Dunkin' Donuts cups are also an excellent choice for morning/day drinking.
Although Styrofoam is a slightly more discreet choice.
6.
And honestly, why would you fill this elegant vessel with anything besides alcohol?
7.
Sneak vodka into your morning smoothie. They'll never suspect a thing.
8.
Obviously, this also applies to Jamba Juice.
9.
The best accessory for your accessory is a wine spigot.
10.
Go birding as often as possible.
11.
Rig up this smart little scenario:
12.
Fill a CamelBak with booze to stay "hydrated."
14.
Fill a Diet Coke can with wine, Always Sunny-style.
16.
Pack a couple of these little guys in your pockets.
17.
And please, wherever you go, always bring quality reading material.
18.
When in doubt, try these six words:
