1. Have you ever considered how rad it would be to live inside a pie?
2. You know, just settle in right there under that craggy pastry overhang. At least for a few months a year.
3. You could decorate it any way you want! Red’s a nice color, don’t you think?
4. You could snooze on a whipped cream mattress…
5. …admire yourself in a glazed fruit mirror…
6. …snuggle up in a raspberry nook…
7. …and go for leisurely strolls around the edge of the pan.
8. Streusel roofs are especially nice.
9. But, naturally, they do require a little more upkeep.
12. …consider installing just a skylight.
13. For those who want a flashier architectural statement: meringue.
14. You could set up a backyard banana slip ‘n’ slide!
15. Even an in-ground blueberry pool, if you don’t mind the maintenance.
16. The neighbors would probably be pretty delicious.
17. But, if you’d rather keep to yourself, put up a fence.
18. Ain’t nobody’s business but yours what goes on in there.
19. If you wanna get polyamorous with a bunch of peaches, go right ahead.
20. The best part is, pies make an affordable home for everyone.
Banana Split Ice Cream Pie (gluten-free and vegan)