I kinda want the power to go out just so I can eat nothing but thawed ribs and damp waffles.
1. Check Nutella levels.
If you’ve got at least half a jar, you’ll be fine.
2. Stockpile rice.
Perfect for sandbagging or a crunchy snack.
4. Waterproof valuable snacks.
Use a cookie jar you trust.
5. Build a flood wall out of canned goods.
No way you’re actually going to eat these.
7. Take inventory of freezer.
8. Ignore all the gross stuff in your fridge.
Don’t waste your final hours eating vegetables.