How To Not Starve During A Hurricane

No power, no plumbing, no problems!

1. Check Nutella levels.

If you’ve got at least half a jar, you’ll be fine.

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2. Stockpile rice.

Perfect for sandbagging or a crunchy snack.

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3. Consume all raw onions on hand.

They’ll make you brave.

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4. Waterproof valuable snacks.

Use a cookie jar you trust.

5. Build a flood wall out of canned goods.

No way you’re actually going to eat these.

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6. Fill up your bathtub.

Water is boring. Beer is better.

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7. Take inventory of freezer.

Drew Magary @drewmagary Follow

I kinda want the power to go out just so I can eat nothing but thawed ribs and damp waffles.

7:39 PM - 26 Oct 12

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8. Ignore all the gross stuff in your fridge.

Don’t waste your final hours eating vegetables.

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9. Curl up with something delicious and wait for the end to come.

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