18 Foods You Could Be Eating Out Of A Cone

Don't ask questions.

1. Pizza

Adam Kuban / Serious Eats

Both pizza cone vendors of which I am personally aware have closed. And apparently they're just big grease-buckets.

2. Brownies

backforsecondsblog.com

This is just a bullshit barrier to brownie access. I want it STRAIGHT UP.

3. Sausage, Mashed Potato, Gravy & Peas

metro.co.uk

A British innovation, naturally.

4. Cinnamon Rolls

ohbiteit.com

It's hard to complain about eating a cinnamon roll in any context, but...? (????)

5. Spaghetti

Daniel Lee Gray / seouleats.com

If you're willing to fly to Korea for research purposes, the restaurant Balena serves a wide array of waffle cone meal options, including steak. On the other hand, don't do that.

6. Caesar Salad

dudefoods.com

In a crouton cone. Get it!? (It's OK if you don't, cone food is complex.)

7. Muffins

pleasantestthing.com

Potentially a legit hack for sad people who don't own muffin tins; fill the cones and arrange them (Very Carefully) on a baking sheet. Then buy a damn muffin tin.

8. Bacon & Eggs

pitch.com

The Bacone contains scrambled eggs, cheese and sausage gravy, and wears a cute little biscuit hat. "It's like an entire Old Country Buffet plate wrapped up into a cone!" Unfortunately, probably best approached with a fork.

9. Tacos

dudefoods.com

Dude Foods strikes again.

10. Pudding

spoonful.com

I...OK. Sure.

11. Raw Tuna

justataste.com

Thanks (?) for bringing this concept into the world, Wolfgang.

12. Pumpkin Pie

garden-larder.blogspot.com

Get out of here. Just give me a dang slice of pie.

13. Chicken & Waffles

foodbeast.com

Who doesn't love a chicken nubbin?!

14. Pancakes, Sausage, and Cinnamon Cream Cheese

lizbushong.com

Well that, right there, is a goddamn breakfast of champions.

15. Chili

insidethemagic.net

Something this magical could only exist at Disneyland.

16. Fruit Salad

seevanessacraft.com

If your kids are gullible enough, you might be able to convince them it's ice cream.

17. Mac 'n' Cheese

bostonfoodtruck.wordpress.com

Seems legit.