17 Terrible Valentines For People Who Are Dead Inside

    Please don't ever give these to anyone.

    1. For your main squeeze:

    2. For your budding romance:

    3. For your forever love:

    4. For your inquiring partner:

    5. For your new love interest:

    6. For almost anyone:

    7. For your Tinder date:

    8. For your future spouse:

    9. For your snuggle bunny:

    10. For your hot date:

    11. For your potential bae:

    12. For the hottie you just met:

    13. For your significant other:

    14. For your booty call:

    15. For your longtime sweetheart:

    16. For your fervent admirer:

    17. For everyone: