This is The Beerito. Isn't it beautiful?
"What do you mean, no alcoholic beverages allowed?"
"How may I best disguise my beer so as to circumvent this outrageous rule?"
"Could there be some use for this unexplained tortilla and tin foil that I just happen to have in my pocket?"
"Is it possible I could embrace my love of beer, burritos, and freedom AT THE SAME TIME?"
Yes, you know what's coming. You know what the answer is.
Which may inspire other people to ask certain questions, such as:
"Ma'am, is there a reason you're bringing 30 burritos into this event?"
