Sugar Highs And Lowest Lows: 10 Downer Cakes

Have Your Cake and Eat it, too......then drink your tears. These people keep it REALLY REAL, 24/7.

1. "Happy 5th Birthday, son! Now get your first really taste of life! SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST! YOU HAVE TO FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU GET IN THIS LIFE!"

Via cakewrecks.com

"....Don't show your mother."

2. "Sorry about Cookie...."

Via cracked.com

"She's in a better place now. Happy Birthday, btw."

3. "Sorry for what happened."

Via cakewrecks.com

"At least i know the rules now, right?"

4. "Sorry You're not a vegetarian yet."

Via seddy5.typepad.com

"This is how your meat feels when you eat it."

5. "Sorry you don't want kids."

Via babble.com

"I guess that this will be easier for you to eat, then....right?"

6. "Sorry you're color blind."

Via Facebook: TamayaCakes

"hey, just wondering, what color do you think this is anyway?"

7. "Sorry you didn't get to watch the movie with us."

Via studentbeans.com

"p.s. ----this happens."

8. "Hey Mom, Happy Anniversary!"

Via locustmoon.com

"Dad would have had fun."

9. "Sorry you're so old."

Via winextra.com

"How does it feel to be so close to death? Happy Birthday!"

10. "Hey....."

Via maniacworld.com

"Just thought you should know."

Oh, sweet sadness.