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1. George Michael's Candy Beans:
2. UNLIMITED JUICE:
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Only if you really want your party to be off the hook.
3. Lindsay's Hot Ham Water:
Or, try this version of Hot Ham Water Soup:
4. Corn Balls, brought to you by George Bluth and The Cornballer:
Or, you could try this version of Corn Balls:
5. Ann's (Her?) Mayoneggs:
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Step 1: Squirt mayonnaise into your mouth.
Step 2: Eat a hard-boiled egg.
I don't feel so good.
Or maybe, just MAEBY, you can try these deviled eggs instead:
6. Grilled Cheese Sandwiches, because Buster is expecting them, and your guests probably are, too...
...so make them some!
7. Carl Weathers' Stew:
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Step 1: Throw bone in pot (trust Carl, there's still plenty of meat on that bone.)
Step 2: Add broth.
Step 3: Add a potato.
It's like everyone on Arrested Development has cooking down to 3-step-or-less science.
Or try this ultra deluxe version of Carl Weathers' Stew:
8. Mrs. Featherbottom's (or Tobias Fünke's) "Banger in the Mouth":
Or, try Bangers and Mash by Ina Garten:
9. Bluth's Banana Jail Bars:
Or, try these decidedly less complicated, less controversial Banana Bars by Betty Crocker:
10. Orange County Prison Ice Cream Sandwiches:
...IN EVERY VARIATION POSSIBLE:
11. Last, but not least...Bluth's Original Frozen Banana:
Save yourself a trip on the Segway and make these yourself at home:
But before we go, here are some recipes we shouldn't recommend:
Vodka Rocks and Toast:
Cereal in an Ashtray:
And that's why you always leave a note:
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