26 Ridiculous Sex-Ed Fails
“In my high-school health class they taught us that women pee through the clitoris.”
New York high school students learn in sex ed that the definition of “vagina” is “sperm depository” and that gay people don’t exist according to a new study [PDF] by the New York Civil Liberties Union. The students also learn that if you have sex you WILL get an STD. The NYCLU report came out this month, but months before all this a Reddit user outed her New York school — saying the same thing. Here is that original Reddit post and 25 other examples of sex ed fails.
6. Teachers still try to teach kids not to have premarital sex with this candy method.
The idea is that no on wants what everyone else has already touched.
12. “Sometimes girls get raped… because they are just asking for it.”
14. “I was sitting there feeling like the biggest freak in the world.”
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jacobedwardo 4 months agoI went to a King County School in Washington. Actually, the sex ed program was really very comprehensive. Though, sex is a subject that is hard to be avoided so by the time I got to the sex ed program, there wasn’t much to be discovered, but it was handled in a mature, adult manner. The first sex ed class I can remember was in sixth grade in science. I was very impressed by the maturity of my teacher. He seemed very interested in teaching us something useful and prepared for it.
I even heard about other classes practicing putting on condoms. The only thing that I never really liked was the confusing diagrams. -
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MizzEndlessly 7 months agoNo wonder kids are having kids. Cuz they have stupid teachers that can’t teach sex ed.
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boweryboy 7 months agoGrowing up, sex was an off limits topic because my parents were super religious. To this day at the age of 40+ the running joke between me and my sisters (who are all older than me) is we’re all still waiting for the day our parents have the talk with us. It’s funny because most of my sisters have kids who have kids. When I was real young, around 10 or so, my mother worked for the Red Cross so I learned about sex by reading the reproductive section in her medical encyclopaedia. That, and by reading a healthy dose of Harold Robbins and Jackie Collins novels. I was not only well schooled in sex by Professors Robbins and Collins but also all of the kinky variations and fetishes therein. So by the time I finally took the sex ed class in 6th grade I was bored. What I really wanted to do was sit in with the girls and learn about menstruation. Tampons eluded me.
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fruppi 7 months ago
Best sex-ed/drug education failure story I know: A friend’s younger brother learned that marijuana use can lower sperm counts, so guess what he used as his birth control method? Yeah, his girlfriend definitely got pregnant and they later divorced after living in his parents’ basement. Win!
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senoritagrey 7 months ago
It’s post like this that leave me shocked. even though I went to a crowded and poor public school I still remember that our health classes were pretty comprehensive. God bless Mr.Van der Lin because he never bullshited us with that abstinence only nonsense. even if he did show us that video of a full frontal vaginal birth. Left us totally scared, scarred, and informed.
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ABoyle 7 months ago
I’m a Nurse in my twenties and work closely (way too closely) with all human anatomy. I would probably bet that 8/10 people couldn’t point to where a woman’s urethra is. I would also bet that almost as many people have no clue that a woman has a clitoris, urethra and vagina and that we don’t pee and give birth from the same hole. It’s pretty terrible actually. I also get asked tons of great questions from friends like, “Can I get pregnant from anal sex?”. YES, YES YOU CAN. Ugh.
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Emily Knutsen 7 months ago
We had to go through sex-ed from 5th grade to 10th. Nothing new was brought up either. We had the same curriculum the entire time. Needless to say, I hated that class.
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happycyclopskitty 7 months ago
Sometimes, I just hope this whole thing turns out to be some sort of social experiment. “What if we just lied to kids? Would they honestly think girls peed out the clitoris?” Some sex ed teachers are quite good (mine had Planned Parenthood come in; they did a good job), but some…I just don’t know.
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ally_b 7 months agoI still meet people that are like “two condoms are better than one” and “you can’t get pregnant if the dude pulls out”, and I’m like ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? Even with the terrible public education system in Hawaii I managed to get good and accurate sex ed information. Being well informed was a big part of remaining a virgin until I was 22, in love and felt responsible enough to be having sex. I hate that people think giving kids accurate information is somehow going to make them all start humping each other right then and there!
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chrissyg3 7 months agoI’m glad we had such good sex Ed when I was younger. In both 4th and 5th grade kids were split by gender and we had to watch a video about what was happening to you as you go through puberty (good for me since puberty hit me in 5th grade). In 6-8 grade we had health classes that actually taught you everything about your health, from eating healthy to reproduction. We were shown different birth control methods like condoms and the pill. There was no b.s about getting aids from holding hands or anything. I can only hope if I have children they actually get decent sex Ed like I did.
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