Weird And Wonderful Ornaments

Does your tree need a little Je ne sais quoi this holiday season? Tired of boring old stars, snowmen and angels? These handmade ornaments will save you from decorating ennui, and your friends will beg you to tell them where you got them.

Hipsterbread Man

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This little guy isn't afraid to let it all hang out.

Snowman Skull

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Ever wonder what Frosty looked like on the inside?

Breakfastmen

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Gingerbread not your thing? Check out these breakfast themed men.

Deviled Egg

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Just decorate your whole tree in breakfast themed ornaments!

Christmas Robot

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I'm with you buddy. The holidays can be hard work.

Gold Dinosaurs Holding Candycanes

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So tiny, precious, and weird.

Mistle TOE

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I don't think anyone is going to want to kiss you under this mistletoe.

Evil Eye

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Pretty sure this guy is having a worse hangover than you.

Evil Clown Ornament

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NONONONONONONO

Christmas Octopus

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Octopus are a truly underutilized holiday animal.

Christmas Platypus

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Come to think of it, you don't see enough platypus ornaments either...

Christmas Pickle

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Did you know it's a holiday tradition to hide a pickle ornament in the tree? The mustache is optional.

Baby Santa

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A perfect gift for your baby-crazy friend.

Chicken Foot

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Have a friend who's really into that nose to tail wasteless eating?

Braaaaaaaains

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Zombies and Christmas go together like eggnog and rum.

Zombie Santa

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Zombie Claus goes great with above brains. Make it a tableau on your tree!

Eye and Tentacle

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Gagging.....

Zombie Cat

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Poor little guy..

Krampus Doll

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A paper doll unlike any other.

Glass Mustache

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Too shiny and classy to pass up.

Beer

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Yes Virginia, it IS beer thirty. It's the most wonderful time of the year.