1. The Observer:
2. The Complainer/Prayer-Requester:
3. The Vague Poster:
4. The Account Sharers:
5. The Fake Namers:
6. The Facebook Millionaires:
7. The Instigator:
8. The Passionate Persuader:
9. The Share or Die People:
10. The Do-Gooders:
11. Facebook Gangsters:
12. Facebook Saints:
If you are offended by any of this, then that means I am talking about you. I meant to draw that emotion from you because I am an instigator. You can boycott my blog from now on; pretend I'm A&E and you are a Phil Robertson fan.