1.
This woman who doesn't know what stairs are:
2.
This guy's sunglasses that have a mind of their own:
3.
This woman whose fruit bars can't solve everything:
4.
This guy who knows how hard measuring tapes are to use:
5.
This woman who is, hopefully, cooking eggs for the first time:
6.
This guy who tried to clean his brain with a Q-tip:
7.
This guy who doesn't know why life's so hard:
8.
This guy who is no Vincent van Gogh:
9.
This guy who just doesn't have enough knees:
10.
This girl who doesn't know what Velcro is:
11.
This mom who doesn't belong in the kitchen:
12.
This person that just wanted a Frosty Cola:
13.
This guy who can't do anything right:
14.
This woman who can't get out of her shower without dying:
15.
This woman who might need glasses:
16.
This person that thinks that food lives in the microwave:
17.
This person who wanted to warm up their hands:
18.
This guy who ruined the mood:
19.
This new dad that shouldn't be near babies:
20.
These people that can't control their limbs:
21.
This lady who has gone to a few too many Tupperware parties:
22.
This person who lost all their knives and could only find a wooden doorstop:
23.
These people who are only ordering takeout from now on:
24.
This woman who could really lose a foot:
25.
This lady who should probably play baseball:
26.
This little boy who doesn't deserve to eat:
27.
This woman who is horrified she has arms:
28.
This woman who totally is pissing her husband off:
29.
This woman who didn't realize that she was holding a hammer:
30.
This woman who knows that NOTHING is easy: