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    5 Phases Of Salad Eating Every Woman Knows

    We all regret not ordering the pizza.

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    1. The Diet Denial

    2. The 'I'm So Healthy' Satisfaction

    3. The 'I Am So Going To Be Starving Again in Two Hours' Realization

    4. The 'I'm Eating Like a Rabbit, Might As Well Act Like One' Depression

    5. The Resolution To Order Waffles Next Time

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