Fifteen Characters That Will Make You Reconsider Reproducing

There is always a chance that they will be satan reincarnated or a serial killer.

1. Damien (The Omen)

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He was born with 666 on his head and his nanny commits suicide at his birthday party... I mean, c'mon.

2. Jan (The Brady Bunch Movie)

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Walking contraceptive.

3. Kevin (We Need To Talk About Kevin)

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Normal teenage boys can already be a frightening thing, but Kevin is on another level. *enters the convent*

4. Dandy (American Horror Story)

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HE KILLS HIS MOM. NO THANKS.

5. Rhoda (The Bad Seed)

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That mom couldn't handle it and NEITHER CAN I.

6. Danny (The Shining)

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If there is any possibility that my child will write REDRUM on the mirror or communicate through his weird little finger, I'm getting my tubes tied.

7. Sid (Toy Story)

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Just imagine finding those mutant toys in your son's bedroom..

8. Norman (Psycho)

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Two words. Oedipus Complex. Yeah, no.

9. Angelica (Rugrats)

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The original brat. I wouldn't be able to deal with her or Cynthia.

10. Cole (The Sixth Sense)

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What would you do if you were tucking your offspring into bed and he whispered to you, “I see dead people.” I mean I would probably run out of the house and never go back. Good luck, kid.

11. Henry (The Good Son)

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DOGS WOULD NEVER BECOME THIS. I WILL JUST HAVE DOGS.

12. Dudley (Harry Potter)

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He hated* Harry Potter and I wouldn't be able to love my child if he hated Harry Potter.

(*I know he grew to respect Harry, but those first few years... RUDE.)

13. Junior (Problem Child)

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I just can’t with the pranking and destroying of everything... *keeps legs crossed 4ever*

14. Shane (Weeds)

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Okay, so he might actually be a pretty bad ass son to have, but thinking about having a kid like this and not being a wild, drug dealing mother and trying to function in society is too much.

15. Literally All The Kids (Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory)

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*pops birth control like it's candy*