26 Reasons To Fall In Love With A Sheffielder

    Wanna sleep with common people?

    Rachael Gibson
    by Rachael Gibson

    BuzzFeed Contributor

    1. First of all there's the irresistible accent.

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    Resistance to our dulcet tones is as futile as saying "the" is in Sheffield.

    2. And we definitely have the most affectionate slang.

    3. We're even adorable when we're insulting you.

    4. We produce brooding romantics with great hair who write beautiful music. Whether you like the more mature gent...

    5. ...or the younger guy.

    6. And on top of being incredibly sexy, we're chuffin' hilarious.

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    Whether we're laughing at our own jokes or someone else's, nothing can beat that dry Sheffield wit.

    7. We're especially good at puns.

    8. We definitely know a good countryside pub for a weekend lunch.

    9. And if you like beer, we're the real ale capital of the UK.

    10. We've got thighs of steel thanks to all the hills.

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    If your S.O. lives anywhere near Hagg Hill, they definitely have thighs that can crack coconuts.

    11. But no matter what our size, we're all pretty confident with our bodies.

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    If the Full Monty proved anything, it's that there's a market for every body type in Sheffield.

    12. Three little words: Proper. Yorkshire. Puddings.

    13. When we talk about our special sauce, we're being entirely serious.

    14. There are plenty of spots for romantic photo ops.

    15. In fact, it's almost embarrassing how photogenic this place is.

    16. And we can even take you to a place where you can pose with an IRL polar bear.

    17. We're upfront about our faults.

    18. We don't wear coats on nights out, so you'll never have to worry about queueing for the cloakroom come kicking-out time.

    19. We're ludicrously proud of our hometown.

    20. Some say tight, we say "more money for the things that matter". Like beer and chips.

    21. We know how to make even the most basic meal special.

    22. We love a drink, so you'll never be the drunkest one in the couple.

    23. There's no need for airs and graces around us.

    24. We'll literally talk to anyone.

    25. Even our graffiti is centred around romance.

    26. And if things go really well, you're guaranteed an excellent gift on your 11th wedding anniversary.