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    What Kind Of Problems Do You Have In Your Amish Village? Alternative Rap Duo Tvmessiah Has Solutions

    one word: avoid - and you will live a happy life - Buddha

    PROBLEMS - TVMESSIAH

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    We all got problems.

    Some large, some small. Some we keep and some we abort. Here are 2 fine examples of the types of problems TVMESSIAH faces on a daily basis on their way to the top. Citizen-M, aka ladies man extraordinaire, aka I promise I'll pull out baby, presents you with the best method for an unwanted surprise! And then we have Number-7 aka public enemy number one, cleaning up the mean streets of Hollywood, one porn star at a time taking them back to his house to teach them how to really grind.