“Terrible work-life balance. Haunted by crippling guilt for making out instead of saving lives.”
“The Friend Zone sounds like a place with lots of hot dogs and trampolines!” A lesson in adult friendship by Dinosaur Comics.
The smell of thawing poop and dead leaves — still better than winter! By Dinosaur Comics.
PRODUCT RECALL! By Dinosaur Comics.
“Hey babe, let’s tangle the prehensile meats that live inside our faces.” Thanks, Dinosaur Comics.
#1 motivation killer: imagining your family reading your novel.
That one time you touched poop? Google remembers, and will bring it up at every party. By Dinosaur Comics.
167,903 emails: “Someone would like to add you to their professional network! :)”
True love is self-sabotage uploaded onto Youtube.
A lesson in internet acronyms by Dinosaur Comic.
“East Awesometown” = actually West Murderville.
There are 1000 billionaires worldwide. 1 in 2,307,692 humans have the athletic ability of an Olympian. Fewer see their parents die. Dinosaur Comics does the math.
The best strips this week from our syndicated cartoonists!
“As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous, verminous MEME.”
“Repetitive, boring, makes you fall asleep, results in death when you lose.” -Gamestop review of driving IRL. By Dinosaur Comics.
Did you know that every inspirational quote works on Hitler as well? Thanks, Dinosaur Comics.
Comics that don’t judge you for being a SLOBLORD.
“Why didn’t anyone tell me that religions with GROSS BOATS and SWORDS were a viable option??” Preach, Dinosaur Comics.
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