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    Apply for Your Own Personal Bailout - Template Makes It Easy!

    Forget "trickle-down" economics; it's about time for some "growing-up" economics - as in let's grow this economy from the bottom up. It's about time for a lump-sum "rescue" or "bailout" (as you like) for We the People!