Cable News Feed

  • Fox News Compares Gays to Terrorists

    Bill O'Reilly wonders when McDonalds will have an Al Qaeda advertisement to compliment their current “Gay Commercial” that is making the rounds in France. Stay classy, Fox News.

  • Rachel Maddow Spells Out the US / Israel 'Special Relationship'

    Those of you who are good students know this already.

  • Glenn Beck Is A Star Wars Fan

    Here's Glenn doing his best Emperor Palpatine. Maybe a love for Star Wars can finally bring Beck and Obama together!

  • BP CEO: 'I Would Like My Life Back'

    Just when you thought CEOs of multi-billion dollar companies couldn't possibly look like bigger assholes. [Ed. Note: So would the manatees, butthead. Save the manatees!]

    There are no word.
  • Blind Guy Breaks Land Speed Record

    He's blind. He drives a race car. He's Turkish and he's a singer/songwriter. This guy so deserves his own feed on Buzzfeed.

  • See The Birth Of A Solar System

    The Hubble telescope has discovered a new solar system forming near Orion's belt. The expert in this video says that it could produce Earth-like planets that will have dinosaurs roaming around. Umm, how the hell can he know that?!

  • Old White Guy Making A Fool Out Of Himself

    If it's old, white and embarrassing, it must be on Fox News!

  • Japan's Doggy Death Truck

    This truck pumps gas into the dog cage while it drives the pooches to the crematorium. The Japanese try to make it sound cute by calling it a 'Dream Box'. I'm sure they'd never do this to Maru.

  • C-SPAN Caller: 'Too Many Black People Call In'

    I bet the host of this show wishes he had the an App on his iPhone that made a 'car horn playing Dixie' sound whenever racist Americans call in to spew hatred.

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