MC Chris’ Twin Peaks Song

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, naa/ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, naa/ Stack up up the donuts/ Pack up the pies/ Put on the trench-coat/ Wrap up the lies/ Overcast sky and/ The __ swayin/ Bird get the worm/ So I’m up in the A.M./ Gotta crack case / In a place called Peaks/ Where the lights all blink/ And your outlook’s bleak/ Got a lotta caffeine/ Interrogatin’ teens/ Cos the homecoming queen/ Just swum up on the beach/ Wrapped in plastic/ White as a sheet/ Give a heart-attack/ To a man named Pete/ Couldn’t make coffee/ Offered it calmly/ Tasted like fish/ Can’t put it behind me/ Back to the hood/ Got a mother-damned good/ The taste of the black/ Is in the back woods/ The owls in the skies/ And the boys in the bookhouse/ Just like Elm Street/ Where you gotta look out/ Nothin’ in this world/ Ever could prepare me/ Think later on/ I’ll maybe need some therapy/ Talkin’ to myself/ My reflection scares me/ If I’m gonna die/ That pie, make it cherry/ Cherry, cherry, cherry, cherry/ Thats right mother-f**ker. Word up!/ This pie’s so good it is a crime/ This pie’s so good it is a crime/ This pie’s so good it is a crime/ This pie’s so good it is a crime/ This pie’s so good it is a crime/ This pie’s so good it is a crime/ Excuse me while I break this rhyme/ Excuse me while I break this rhyme/ Was it Audrey, Oh so tawdry/ Freshly squeezed little tease/ Was the baddie, Audrey’s daddy/ Busy buying Twin Peaks/ Was it Leland, his attorney/ Always straightenin’ his tie/ Was it Norma, she’s a killer/ I’m still waitin’ for pie/ Was it Jacoby, he’s an oldie/ Used to run with the gangs/ Was it Harold Smith / Or was his crime/ That he’s just lame/ Was it Donna, the elitist/ Packin’ peaches for James/ Was it Bobby Briggs, I think it is/ Keep hearin’ his name/ Was it Leo, he’s a Creepo/ And his ponytail is evil/ And he got a lot of screen-time/ In the unpopular prequel / This detective got diminished/ So they can finish with Kiefer/ But I saw Kristin Davis thinkin’/ She got fish in her Beaver/ What?/ This pie’s so good it is a crime/ This pie’s so good it is a crime/ This pie’s so good it is a crime/ This pie’s so good it is a crime/ This pie’s so good it is a crime/ This pie’s so good it is a crime/ Excuse me while I break this rhyme/ Excuse me while I break this rhyme/ Name is Cooper/ I’m in a stupor/ Lyin’ flat in the same wood room/ Usually strapped/ But I just got capped/ By a man in black/ Or so you would assume/ A dude like Lurch/ Says I wanna search/ Away there dream / Like he did in Dune/ So I got three clues and / A gunshot wound/ And a tic bypass/ But whatcha gonna do/ The breeze in the trees / Will squeeze like a soul/ Like that chick was tartar control/ Murder, she wrote/ Never, they wrote back/ Gonna bust a ghost oh, proton pack/ Thas right I put a Ghostbusters reference in a song about Twin Peaks/ Everybody’s Happy!/ This pie’s so good it is a crime/ This pie’s so good it is a crime/ This pie’s so good it is a crime/ This pie’s so good it is a crime/ This pie’s so good it is a crime/ This pie’s so good it is a crime/ Excuse me while I break this rhyme/ Excuse me while I break this rhyme/ —- —- http://www.mcchris.com/home.php

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