Everyone in that city is obsessed with these fuzzy lazy chubsters…. and the Pandas too.
2. Traffic Jams
Now ranked #1!
Feel proud DC? Do you?
3. Lame ducks
Sweet mascot… check!
4. Papa Razzi
Get it? Get it???
*insert joke already used by Joe’s Crab Shack to death*
You have to have a government clearance to live near the city.
He designed this crazy backward city of one way streets so give him a team.
It would also be great to watch Chris Berman try to pronounce this 3 times fast.
8. Fightin’ Vets
9. RG Knees
Symbolizes pain and overcoming it?
Wounded Knee jokes to follow.