Just because you ‘only’ rank a 50 on the douche scale does not mean you are not one.  How about defining yourself not by all the horrible things you did NOT do, but by the good things you did. Oh wait, that list is short.  You do not get cookies for “not a mass-murderer”.

/Tight, short skirt + full coverage underwear = the dreaded panty lines. / No.

Gelatin is actually a part of many traditional cuisines, in many different countries, I am getting sick and tired of people sneering at it.

#4 Where’s the food?

#13 Baozi (steamed bread with a meat filling) and youtiao (deep-fried funnel-cake like bread).

#3
How exactly is that amazingly organized?

Why not pack it up and send it to the poor starving children.

You’re doing ‘both’ wrong. It should be red-white stripes.

Be less racist.

This.