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    What To Do When Your “Business” Doesn’t Go Down

    Sometimes your porcelain affairs don’t stay on the DL. PPM Plumbing has some suggestions.

    You know how it goes. Sometimes you’re there for a minute; sometimes an hour.

    And you get a flurry of excitement when everything works properly.

    But to be safe, you want to confirm that all the victims have evacuated.

    No matter, pull the lever again. It’s kind of fun anyway.

    Someone knocked on the door. “Are you alright in there?”

    No one must know what happened here.

    Nothing works, so you decide to justify your lengthy stay and transition into a shower.

    Does it work yet? Nope.

    You consider giving up and staying here forever.

    And then you get a brilliant idea.

    Run away and let someone else handle it.

    Leave the scene of the crime, or just call a plumber?