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    Who Would Win In A Fight? Alex Vause Vs. Donna Pinciotti

    Because who wouldn't want to see this go down? "LURCH IN THE LITCH"

    Maggie Walsh
    by Maggie Walsh

    Community Contributor

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    This would be the television fight of the decade. Let's take a look at our champs and see where they stack up.

    Category 1: Strength

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    DONNA has the strength of four grown men

    ALEX can send someone running with one arched eyebrow

    WINNER: Donna

    Category 2: Agility

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    DONNA makes scaling watertowers look like climbing a jungle gym

    ALEX has dance moves that can send prisoners to solitary

    WINNER: Alex

    Category 3: Speed

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    DONNA better not be chasing you because she WILL catch you.

    ALEX doesn't run, that's what mules are for.

    WINNER: Donna

    Category 4: Ruthlessness

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    DONNA is the most intimidating girl in high school.

    ALEX is a ruthless pragmatist who smuggled drugs across international borders without breaking a sweat.

    WINNER: Alex

    Category 5: Crowd Favorite

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    DONNA is the beloved icon of everyone's favorite 90s sitcom.

    ALEX broke the Internet when it was rumored she might leave the show.

    Winner: Tie

    Winner: Too Close To Tell

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    Because how could you pick? Happy binge-watching. Orange is the New Black Season 2 streams on Netflix starting Friday, June 6th.

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