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Awesome One-liner Cards

Starting a new business? These witty one-liner cards are for you. The unicorn one killed me. (As seen on officialhype)

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by officialhype

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  • 1. Grammar's business card

    Grammar doesn't mind being a slut.

  • 2. Mentos is fed up

    ...with Diet Coke!

  • 3. The Titanic's card to the icebergs

    Cold blooded.

  • 4. Spiders' card to your boyfriend

  • 5. Unicorns didn't get Noah's memo

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