1. Grammar’s business card
Grammar doesn’t mind being a slut.
2. Mentos is fed up
…with Diet Coke!
3. The Titanic’s card to the icebergs
4. Spiders’ card to your boyfriend
5. Unicorns didn’t get Noah’s memo
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