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Pet Confessions
If pets could submit PostSecrets, this is what they'd say.
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I finally understand the uncanny valley.
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I may look cute and fluffy, but I will BRING IT in the mosh pit.
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I've never told my owner, but despite her efforts, I'm more into dudes than ladies.
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At night, I do the Single Ladies dance in my room in front of my mirror.
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I'm pretty sure my owner's food is going to kill me.
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Sometimes I pee a little in the bath.
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I have discovered that exercise is totally overrated.
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I can't tell my cat-bros, but my girlfriend is a mouse.
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Every time they take "the raspberry pic," it brings up all my old size issues.
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I can't bring chicks home because I sleep walk like crazy.
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