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George Cascone is offended his ex-wife didn’t pay more to have him killed. “The part that insulted me the most is the fact that she was going to pay the hit man so little money,” he said. “She should’ve taken someone from out of town like Chicago or New York. And she should’ve paid at least $10,000. Two grand is not enough to get that work done. In a sense, you get what you pay for.” Read More ›
Those lasagnas don’t make themselves, you lazy bum. View Image ›
I can’t decide if this girl is uglier before or after the transformation. You be the judge. Watch Video ›
An amazing stop-motion animation that will take you on a trippy journey from the Big Bang and beyond. Watch Video ›
Converse pays tribute to Dr. Seuss in their Fall 2010 collection. WANT. View Image ›
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He says he likes to wear white women as a sign of “status and power.”