Exclusive Interview With Super Mario Crossover Creator

Jay Pavlina, the creator of Super Mario Crossover, hates being interviewed. Somehow he granted us an exclusive one-on-one. He talks about his rabbit Squid, who would win in a fight between Mario and Simon Belmont, and gives us his top ten games. Here's one of my favorite excerpts: "Mario also has to watch out for Link’s upward thrust because if he jumps on Link’s sword, then Mario’s asshole is going to get a lot bigger. Link is tiny so he’s a small target for Mario’s jump, but I think after a few attempts, Mario’s fat ass would engulf that little Hylian. As long as he watches out for the boomerang and upward thrust, Mario can defeat Link as well and take his place as the 8-bit victor. Congratulations, Mario!"