19 Signs You’re Totally Obsessed With Celebrities.

Don’t worry, you’re not the only one.

1. You check celebrity gossip sites regularly.

“How else am I supposed to keep up with all the news? WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS?”

ID: 3447154

2. Your phone background is a celebrity.

Your friend: “It’s so sad, everyone has photos of their kids as their screensaver and mine is of my pet, haha.”
You: “… My phone background is a photo of Paris Hilton and her parents in the 90s.”

ID: 3447124

3. Your Twitter feed is 90% celebrity retweets.

“Yes, I absolutely do need to retweet EVERY Mindy Kaling and B.J Novak interaction. In fact, is there some kind of app I can use to automatically retweet them both?”

ID: 3447105

4. You’re following more celebrities than real-life friends on Instagram.

“Yes I’m following over a hundred celebrities… aren’t you? How do you keep up with their lives then?”

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5. You can name more than 30 reality TV stars by their full names and you watch those shows RELIGIOUSLY.

*waits while you count them off*
Hint: That’s Stassi Schroeder and she is the FLAWLESS QUEEN of Vanderpump Rules.

ID: 3447114

6. You’ve organised your life around watching a reality show.

“Okay so it’s not that I don’t want to hang out, I do, I just… I really need to know what’s going on with Teresa and Joe Giudice because, you know, they’re up against all those federal charges and I… I just really need to see how it plays out. How’s Friday for you though?”

ID: 3447120

7. You’ve booked a day off work months ahead of time… to stay home and watch an award show.

“Yes, I absolutely need the day off, the VMAs are EVERYTHING!”

ID: 3447152

8. You’ve cancelled real life plans because something big is happening with one of your favourite celebrities and you CANNOT miss it.


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9. You’ve been “Kristen Bell with a sloth” excited and started crying over celebrity news.

“RiRi’s new song is just so perfect, I can’t even deal right now #shakingandcrying”

ID: 3447099

10. You’ve been genuinely concerned for the wellbeing of a celebrity.

“I just love Britney so much, I just want her to be happy and healthy, even if it means she steps out of the limelight.”

ID: 3447098

11. You have a strong opinion on every celebrity topic from Kylie Jenner’s possibly-enhanced lips to whether Leo will ever win an Oscar.

“You think JELENA belong together? You’re delusional, I can’t even believe you just said that tbh, they’re such a mess together.”

ID: 3447127

12. You own at least one piece of clothing with a celebrity’s face on it, and you wear it unironically.

“Yes, I am wearing a shirt with a photo of Britney, Method Man and Redman hanging out together on it, would you like to hear the story about how this photo came to exist because I can literally tell you right now if you’ve got the time.”

ID: 3447130

13. You’ve bought something solely because it was endorsed by one of your favourite celebrities.

“You like my lipstick? Oh thanks! It’s RiRi Woo, from Rihanna’s MAC collection.”

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14. This hits a little too close to home:

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15. You’re an active member of an online fandom.

Brought together by a mutual love for your favourite celebrity, you have friends online who you may never have met in real life, but you know are only a tweet away if anything newsworthy happens.

ID: 3447155

16. You’ve argued with someone online about your favourite celebrity.

“Stay jealous of my fave, hater. xo”

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17. You’ve argued with someone in real life about your favourite celebrity.

“Listen to what I’m saying though because I literally don’t think you understand what I’m trying to tell you right now… “

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18. You’ve attended a convention with the sole purpose of meeting a celebrity, or paid an exorbitant amount of money for a meet and greet before a concert.

Standing in line: “OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGodohmyGod.”
During the meet and greet: “Hi… *photograph* I love you, bye!”
Picking up your photo: “*sigh* SO worth it. They’re everything.”

ID: 3447255

19. You suspect that if you ever unexpectedly had a chance to say more than a sentence to your favourite celebrity, it would go something like this:

From 1:00:
Honey: “Oh God, this is one of those key moments in life, when it’s possible you can be really genuinely cool and I, I’m going to fail just a hundred percent! I- I absolutely, totally and utterly adore you… and I just think you are the most beautiful woman in the world. And more importantly, I genuinely believe, and I’ve believed for some time now, that *laughs* that we could be best friends!”

ID: 3447261

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