This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Jun 23, 201520 Times Ryan Reynolds Completely Owned TwitterBehold @VancityReynolds.by Alice PrendergastCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When he realized his daughter was not destined to be the next Da Vinci: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage. 12:42 PM - 19 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. When he unleashed his inner dialogue, only to be met with disappointment: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds When I think out loud, it sounds nothing like Morgan Freeman. 06:07 AM - 18 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. When he told everyone who's boss: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds I'm not gonna shave my armpits to validate Social Norms. I'll frost the shit out of the tips though. But after that, back off, Social Norms. 11:14 PM - 16 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. When he sought to make physicians fashion-forward: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds They should make fingerless latex gloves. For stylish doctors. 04:45 PM - 15 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. When dressing his daughter got weird: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds LOVE dressing my daughter in baby clothes. The itsy-bitsy pink pajamas. The tiny white socks. The black leather mask. Cuteness overload! 03:19 AM - 13 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. When he perfectly summed up Mike Huckabee's appearance: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Mike Huckabee always looks like he's either on his way to, or just coming back from a tickle fight. 02:17 AM - 09 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. When he asked President Obama to address the Zayn issue: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Mr. President: Is there a sustainable, long term plan for carbon reduction? And if so, why would Zayn just leave? https://t.co/1HezPZCUlW 04:43 PM - 18 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. When he wanted Kelis to hold up her end of the bargain: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds I'm in the yard. I'd like a milkshake. I've done my part. 04:37 PM - 14 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. When he made scientific jargon easy to understand: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds I'm no scientist, but theories on "multidimensional para-physical phenomena" seem to hold up fine if you sub in the phrase, "dat-ass-doe". 11:36 AM - 06 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. When he shared his therapist's optimistic advice: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds "Remember, life is a swirling galactic black hole which draws in all light and hope, spitting out only gamma-radi-anger." -- My therapist. 03:53 AM - 01 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. When Deadpool went to Dollywood: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Curiously, the best thing about a #Deadpool photoshoot, is singing Dolly Parton songs full blast while heavily, HEAVILY armed. Unexpected. 05:12 AM - 14 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. When he and his brother were the most precious gang members: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds My brother and me. Moments before joining the Hell's Angels. 01:19 PM - 23 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. When he shared his diverse passions: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds “@deadcooI: favorite guilty pleasure?” Warm gummy bears - but late at night! Hot chocolate with cinnamon marshmallows. Autopsies. 06:13 PM - 06 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. When he wanted to acquire one of Zayn's lost locks: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Love to know where the discarded hair is and how it might be purchased. It's not for a friend. It's for me. https://t.co/1cCcd3ECcL 02:41 AM - 17 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. When he experimented with something new: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds I tried blinking for the first time today and I totally get it now. 03:04 AM - 10 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. When he took the tough approach to parenting: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds I'm teaching my daughter that the sun goes down each night because it's mad at her. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point. 02:16 AM - 05 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. When app usage became akin to time travel: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds I love Words With Friends. Because once you start playing, the next time you look up, another Olympics has come and gone. 07:35 PM - 10 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. When he learned to craft the douchiest cocktail: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Just saw a video on CNBC: How to make a $1,000 Mint Julep. The secret is just a hint of orange zest - and a splash of total fucking asshole. 06:14 PM - 01 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. When he yearned for a pet more exotic than a golden retriever: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds If I had my own wild dolphin, we'd have tickle fights. Even though according to most wild dolphins, that's a dick move. 11:11 AM - 05 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. When he asked President Obama this pressing question about the White House lawn: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Mr. President: Is it true the White House lawn isn't grass - but in fact, human hair? https://t.co/1HezPZCUlW 09:38 PM - 02 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Thank you, Ryan. You're as funny as you are beautiful. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF