1. When she awakened the hacker in all of us:
2. When she had just about enough of Minions:
3. When she refused to raise cyber bullies:
4. When she pitched the film of a generation:
5. When she outdid all celeb baby names:
6. When her cat and Ellen Degeneres were basically twins:
7. When she decided that the world of sports should revolve around basketball:
8. When she wasn't a fan of the reclined pigeon:
9. When she had a lil R&R:
10. When she achieved the impossible:
11. When she discovered she had a type:
12. When she coined this catchphrase:
13. When she beat Raven Symone at her own game:
14. When she became a fashion critic:
People who think it's ok to wear pajamas outside also think it's ok to own really shitty pajamas.
15. When she sought to become the next Marina Abramovic:
I wanna do a performance art piece where I have all my friends walk like mindless robots through a Gap
16. When nature outdid Skrillex:
Walked outside and the birds were singing dubstep
17. When perfect was a little too perfect:
One time I met a single guy with a clean apartment and art on his walls. I immediately called the police.
18. When she longed for social media in her formative years:
i wish i had twitter in high school so i could've spent those years posting meaningful lyrics and updates like "bummed" or "i hate gym"
19. When she gave props to MJ:
Michael Jackson must've felt soo confident that his album was good to name it Bad.
20. And when she found the key to a successful marriage:
if no one at your wedding can breakdance, you'll get a divorce