1. Double Trouble
Just in case you missed that snap video of Gus the Cat, you can rewatch it as a story for 24 hours. Have fun.
A Double Trouble thinks “Story” and “Snap” are one in the same.
2. The Storyteller
Someone who shares stories, then adds to those stories, and then shares more stories. You can let all your friends know that you are doing laundry, heading to the gym, and going grocery shopping. You are a true Snapchat Hero.
If you’re still watching a story after 20 seconds, do yourself a favor and lift your thumb.
Inexplicable and incomprehensible. No idea why this picture exists.
The caption is as unnecessary as the picture.
4. The 12X Zoom
Nothing worse than a fully zoomed in photo from 30ft away. You stare at your screen for 8 seconds trying to decipher the picture as if it were Egyptian hieroglyphics.
The meaning is lost, but the snapper just can’t let it go.
5. The Chatterbox
After 8 duck-faces and 3 head tilts, you’re ready to pull your hair out…At least that’ll make for an interesting snap video.
7. The Meteorologist
There’s always someone who thinks they’re on Eyewitness News reporting on the flurries outside their window.
Usually involves the snapper behind the wheel while singing some sort of song. To avoid this, just keep your sound off…ringers are annoying anyway.
9. The Rockstar
There’s nothing worse than receiving a Snapchat of someone’s view from Section 518 at the Eminem concert. Your speaker sounds like its going to explode and the quality is worse than VHS.
10. Happy Hour / Hungover
Drinks! Shots! Bottle Service! Any time after 5 o’clock is fair game, and eventually, things will morph into a “I woke up like dis #hungover” snap.
Things start like this:
Then get to this:
If you’re a drunk snapper, you may wake up the next day with no recollection of the 10 pictures you sent last night. Pray that your sins will disappear just like the snaps. (They won’t, and they don’t).
11. Shock & Awe
Thank you for the pooping snaps. Thank you for the nude snaps. And a special thanks for covering me in pink penises while I was sleeping. You disturb, embarrass, and entertain me…sometimes, all at once.
DO NOT OPEN THESE IN PUBLIC…or at the very least, turn your brightness down.
13. Pablo Picasso
The snapper who can’t just take a picture. Picassos want every photo to look like “Starry Night,” even if it ends up looking like a Jackson Pollock.
14. The Scenic Snapper
Skylines. Mountains. Buildings. Sunsets. This person doesn’t do Instagram.
Doesn’t matter if they’re traveling the world or commuting to work, scenics never miss a snap.
Doesn’t matter if it’s French fries or filet mignon. #Noms are relentless. Stop snapping and GIVE ME SOME.
Honorable Mention: The Snapchat Chef. But you’re not fooling anyone, we all know your secrets.
16. Bored at work
The snapper in the photo is usually tired, and in work attire. If you snap on the job, this is you.
* Special guest appearance by a Picasso at Work