30 Weird And Wonderful Shower Curtains

Some of these make absolutely no sense, some make perfect sense, and some make no sense but manage to work anyway.

1. Social Shower Curtain, $19

“Lives in: the bathroom, Washington D.C.” If you needed a way to freak out dinner party guests this isn’t THAT pricey a way to do it.

From Spinning Hat.

2. Yoga Shower Curtain, $24.99

Great for those times you need a little toilet reading?

From Style Cure.

3. Just Face It Shower Curtain, $24.99

Here’s a fun way to bet: loser has to throw a dart at this and grow whatever facial hair he lands on!

From Mod Cloth.

4. Bertha Shower Curtain, $22

From Ziggi Ziggi.

5. Make-up Shower Curtain, $20

From Ziggi Ziggi.

6. Periodic Table Shower Curtain, $30

From Uncommon Goods.

7. Grasses Shower Curtain, $29

There’s something zen and peaceful about this.

From Urban Outfitters.

8. Crime Scene Shower Curtain, $12.98

From Plasticland.

9. Flamenco Shower Curtain, $98

From Anthropologie.

10. Thomas Paul Elephant Shower Curtain, $120

Some of the best of the animal-themed shower offerings.

From Design Public.

11. Mustache Mania Shower Curtain, $89

By Bianca Green on Deny Design.

12. Mosaics Carnivale Shower Curtain, $89

By Karen Harris on Deny Design.

13. Skyline Shower Curtain, $66

From All Modern.

14. Singing in Rain Shower Curtain, $10

From Unique Vintage.

15. Ice Cream Shower Curtain, $89

By Nicole Martinez on Deny Design.

16. Splish Splash Shower Curtain, $39.95

I love the bluntness of this. SPLISH SPLASH.

From cb2.

17. Marimekko Kaiku Shower Curtain, $69

From Yolk.

18. Paris Cafe Shower Curtain, $40.00

Realism.

From Simons.

19. Bacon Strips Shower Curtain, $65

More realism. (Looking at this does not make me feel clean.)

By mgenomgeno on Etsy.

20. Cobblestones Shower Curtain, $9.99

From Milano.

21. Bamboo Modern Shower Curtain, $27.99

From My Unique Shower Curtains.

22. London Underground Shower Curtain, $29

From Izola Shower.

23. Wobble Shower Curtain, $17.99

From Overstock.

24. Circle Sketch Shower Curtain, $20

From Simons.

25. Valila Jaffa Shower Curtain, $67.50

From Wayfair.

26. Dizzying Heights Shower Curtain, $89

By Shannon Clark on Deny Design.

27. Coral Reef Shower Curtain, $39

From West Elm.

28. Wenko Water Shower Curtain, $34

Make your own puns about the DOUCHE part of this in comments.

From Wayfair.

29. Scrub A Dub Bubbly Shower Curtain, $44.99

From Mod Cloth.

30. Balloons Shower Curtain, $29

From Vision Bedding.