1. Social Shower Curtain, $19
“Lives in: the bathroom, Washington D.C.” If you needed a way to freak out dinner party guests this isn’t THAT pricey a way to do it.
From Spinning Hat.
2. Yoga Shower Curtain, $24.99
Great for those times you need a little toilet reading?
From Style Cure.
3. Just Face It Shower Curtain, $24.99
Here’s a fun way to bet: loser has to throw a dart at this and grow whatever facial hair he lands on!
From Mod Cloth.
7. Grasses Shower Curtain, $29
There’s something zen and peaceful about this.
From Urban Outfitters.
10. Thomas Paul Elephant Shower Curtain, $120
Some of the best of the animal-themed shower offerings.
From Design Public.
16. Splish Splash Shower Curtain, $39.95
I love the bluntness of this. SPLISH SPLASH.
19. Bacon Strips Shower Curtain, $65
More realism. (Looking at this does not make me feel clean.)
28. Wenko Water Shower Curtain, $34
Make your own puns about the DOUCHE part of this in comments.