1. 1. Chastity Belt
No chastity belt is required — thanks, ladies. This is just plain terrifying.
3. 3. Carlos
Those bubbles aren’t from the bubble bath…
4. 4. Alla Pugatjova
I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t trust this guy to save my life.
5. 5. Turds of Misery
As opposed to turds of happiness?
6. 6. Young Fire
This just screams, “You will like our album or we’ll come after you, your mother, your sister, your brother, your cousin, and your cousin’s cousin.”
9. 9. Kevin Rowland
Who let Buffalo Bill out of prison to pose for this album cover?
10. 10. Tule Kanssani Kylpyyn
You know what, I think I’ll take a shower…
13. 13. Vincent Caprella
Double take, is that junk hanging out or just really awful flesh-colored undies?
18. 18. The Faith Tones
What led to the creation of Faith No More.
20. 20. The Travellers Blues Band
“The Traveller Blues Band Tenerife are know to be one of the best live bands on the Island of Tenerife.” *They’re also the only band on the island.