1.
I have never played cricket.
2. I have never owned four cats.
3.
I have never consumed the bladder of an unbroken stallion.
4.
I have never lived inside of an active volcano.
5.
I have never perpetrated murder in the commission of a felony.
6. I have never visited Cedar Rapids, IA
7.
I have never jumped a crocodile on a jet ski.
8.
I have never enjoyed a delightful (if overpriced) brunch with heavyweight champion Evander Holyfield.
9.
I have never ridden a white-tailed deer across state lines.
10.
I have never shared joyless, perfunctory coitus with a sitting US President.
11. I have never played bridge
12.
I have never perpetrated murder in the commission of a felony.
13.
I have never given birth in a field.
14.
I have never worn Ugg boots.
15.
I have never fainted at an opera.
16. I have never traded three chickens for a gently-used whetstone.
17.
I have never walked calmly away from a shrieking poltergeist.
18.
I have never completed ten successive pull-ups.
19. I have never enjoyed a film by David O Russell
20.
I have never perpetrated murder in the commission of a felony.
21.
I have never made my own ice cream.
22.
I have never roamed the land namelessly, using my wisdom and kung-fu to right what is wrong and defend the defenseless.
23.
I have never exited the earth's atmosphere under my own power.
24. I have never beaten Mega Man 3.
25.
I have never perpetrated murder in the commission of a felony.