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People Getting Robbed, Shot, Raped, But Sebastiano Russo Gets Arrested For Throwing A Grape At His Ex-wife
Sebastiano Russo, 75, angry toss of a grape at his ex-wife’s face did not land him on the couch for the night. Instead, he got a cot at the Volusia County Jail
