How You Know You're A Nanny

I've been a nanny for years now...these are some of my startling revelations

You're Often Covered in Marker

how/when did that happen?!

You Have No Problem Wiping Their Nose

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germs just don't faze you anymore

Or Sticking Your Hand in Their Mouth

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something stuck in your teeth?

teething?

no problem!

You Have No Second Thoughts About Changing a Diaper

no matter how far away you can smell it

Used To Being Sticky.

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all the damn time

(this is my personal biggest pet peeve, I'm still working on it)

let's all say a prayer thanking G-d for baby wipes.

Speaking of Which...

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baby wipes are your new best friend

You Know Not to Wear Anything You Like or Value

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already stained? perfect for work.

You are Able to Understand this Foreign Language Called...Toddler

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and if you nanny for more than one family, you are able to understand each child's language and converse with them all

You are Used to Being Used as a Human Napkin

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yeah sure kid...my sleeve is here for you to wipe your nose. thanks for that.

this goes along with them coughing in your face. nbd.

Being Spit Up on Doesn't Faze You

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you're lucky if you even notice it

You Know All the Good Books

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and which are good for naps and which aren't

this also makes you a little nostalgic for your own childhood

To that Effect, Dr. Suess is Your Homeboy

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He is of course the most interesting read for all involved

YOU Cannot Survive Without Nap Time

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it's probably the only quiet part of the day

You Now Understand Why Your Parents Never Took You to Chuck E. Cheese's

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...or any place like it.

Hell on earth is generous.

Rainy Days are the Worst

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what do you mean we can't go to the park?!

But, At the End of the Day, You Would Do Anything for These Kids

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added bonus, you get to leave at the end of the day

anything else you would add? sound off in the comments!