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1. For unknown reasons, Puerto Rico is one of the most popular destinations in the Caribbean.
2. Apparently, some people think the so-called Enchanted Island is beautiful.
3. When it’s obviously not.
4. Gorgeous, luscious rain forests are nonexistent in Puerto Rico.
5. Some people say Old San Juan is a treasure, when it’s obviously not.
6. There is absolutely nothing in Old San Juan that will interest history buffs…
7. ...Or architecture enthusiasts.
8. The whole coastline of Puerto Rico is full of plain-looking beaches.
9. I mean, look at these beaches!
10. NO ONE WOULD LIKE THEM!!!
11. A WASTE OF SAND!!!!
12. If you crave adrenaline, there’s nothing to do...
13. You’ll die of boredom.
14. They only have one of the world’s longest single-run zip lines. Big whoop.
15. There are zero places to explore.
16. It’s all the same boring ecosystem everywhere.
17. Puerto Rico’s climate is warm, tropical, and inviting ALL YEAR LONG!
18. Who wants that?!?
19. Customs won’t stamp your passport because there’s no need for a passport for U.S. citizens...UGH!
20. There is not a single breathtaking place in the whole island.
21. Nope.
22. Not. A. Single. One.
23. And by the way, the food SUCKS!
24. Foodies starve to death in Puerto Rico. STARVE!
25. Puerto Rico’s 20-plus golf courses are universally hated for their lack of aesthetics.
26. There are festivals and parties full of colors and traditions all around the island almost every weekend.
27. Who in their right minds would like all that partying?!?
28. Only crazy people choose to have their weddings here.
29. After all, who wants to get married in a tropical paradise?
30. Puerto Rico ONLY has three of the six bioluminescent bays in the world.
31. And they are nothing special or magical.
32. With an area of 100 by 35 miles, Puerto Rico has nothing to offer tourists.
33. Admit it, you’d rather stay home than experience this.
34. Or this.
35. Especially this.
36. With so little to offer, nobody knows why they call Puerto Rico the #AllStarIsland.
37. Why would anybody want to vacation in Puerto Rico? It’s a complete mystery.
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