App Store In 1994

If there were an App store in '94, these Apps would top the list. Let your modems roar!

10. Dear Diary

Most Apps today ARE Dear Diary, just dressed up with pretty colors so this one is a no brainer.

9. GeoCities

Yahoo is sorry but GeoCities is dead ... but when it was around, it was stellar. As an app, imagine all the food photos that could have taken in 1994. You could show all your friends how you Super Sized it.

8. MLB Lock Out Counter

In 1994 there was no baseball for 232 days. Fans didn't really come back to the sport 'til Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa had a steroid taking contest.

7. Courtney Love Drinking Game

1 shot of Absolut for every nip slip is enough to get us all drunk.

6. nOS

Like Safari and Chrome with more lag, less graphics, and a shooting star orbiting the letter N.

5. James Earl Yourself

This Bell Atlantic sponsored app is similar to AutoTune Yourself ... except replace T-Pain with James Earl Vadar and you too can sound like Mufasa.

4. Power Ranger FX

For a cool $44.99 you can buy a fresh pair of Power Ranger Sound Effect gloves. OR you can download the App for Free! Shake the app to hear all your favorite Power Rangers grunts, slices, and HIIIYA!

(Is it just me or does the Blue Ranger look like a young Alton Brown?)

3. OJ Simpson Temple Run

Complete the bonus round and get limited edition Kato Kaelin character. (frosted tips included)

2. AFV's Video Submitter

This App would be filled with uploads of guys taking shots to the bean bag with commentary from Danny Tanner. I always liked it when he would do the voice of the wise-guy-squirrel, or the know-it-all-dog. (Also, this should exist right now)

1. The "Runnnin'" Pedometer

Simple Pedometer but Gump Themed. Unlock different types of shrimp for each mile you run. Complete a marathon (a what? a marathon. a what? a marathon) and Lieutenant Dan gets metal legs!

*Special Grammy Edition ($1.99) - listen to Frank Ocean's hit Forrest Gump while you run.