10 Weird Stock Pet Photos

Stock photos can be very helpful, but some of them are impossibly strange. These are 10 of the most "WHAT?" inducing photos of pets on Shutterstock.

1. ...is why you should not take your dog to Ziggy Stardust's stylist.

2. Oh, its a bear on a leash. That's nice.

Thank you, the past, for proving that weirdos have been around forever.

3. WHEN WOULD YOU NEED THIS?!

I ASK YOU!

4. Again. WHY?

Maybe for an article about the dumb things people do to their dogs?

5. A rare Lassie/Mr.Ed crossover.

How he plans to get a horse down the Johnson's well, I'll never know.

6. Chia pet -- GET IT?

DO YOU GET IT?!

7. Putting a whole new spin on "Ghost Dog"

Jim Jarmusch just hit Forrest Whitaker in his good eye.

8. The past was a truly deranged place.

Note the paw in the background holding A KNIFE! WHAT?!

9. DEAR GOD, WHY?!?!

I CAST YOU OUT, FOUL DEMON!!

10. *sigh*...

No words. I have no words left.