NY State Of Mind

Whether you're a visitor or actually live and work in the Big Apple, here's a few things you might put in your 'must have' list!

Being in NYC, it's all about the coffee... anytime of the day or night!

"WE ARE HAPPY TO SERVE YOU" CERAMIC COFFEE MUG

The World's most famous paper cup, replicated in *CERAMIC* for home, office, or restaurant use.

The famous Greek paper cup has been around since 1963. Currently, over 180,000,000 per year are carried out of New York delis full of hot coffee! Due to the vast number of them, the length of time they have been around and New Yorkers' appreciation for their design, the cup has come to be a quintessential New York icon. It is very likely the world's most famous coffee cup!

I LOVE NY CERAMIC PAPER CUP

Mug your friends with our I Love NY Ceramic Paper Cup! It’s a ceramic mug that’s designed to look like a disposable paper coffee cup. It even includes a paper seam in the design. The legendary “I Heart NY” graphic on the side which has become iconic throughout the world.

It's the perfect coffee cup mug for New Yorkers old and new, anyone reluctant to give up disposables, and of course anyone coming back from a trip to NY!

JAVA JR. COFFEE CREAMER POT

A little more cream for ya, hun? Yes please! Our diner favorite Java Jr. Coffee Creamer Pot will hold your cream in style! So fill that mug to the rim while I put another quarter in the jukebox.

This creamer has that timeless and iconic diner coffee carafe design that won’t quit. It looks just like the one Flo and Alice used to pour your coffee with at your old diner. Patsy Cline is singing, “Walking After Midnight” in my head from just looking at it.

LEOPARD PRINT HANDBAG MUG

2 CARAT CUP

Here's a great way to start the day - a graceful porcelain mug that adorns you with a sparkling "diamond" ring when you pick it up. Resistance is futile! But wait, here's the BEST part - we've packed the 2 Carat Cup in an elegant over-size jewelry box, so when you present it as a gift, all you see is the ring!

A great mug, a terrific gift, a charming social expression - this one's got it all. White porcelain with gold or silver colored glaze and Swarovski rhinestone, individually boxed.

TANK UP COFFEE MUG

Runnin’ on empty? Well, fill yer mug with the hi-test beverage of your choice and watch the gauge climb all the way to the full mark. Nope, it’s not magic, it’s just awesome heat-sensitive printing!

BREAKFAST FLOSS

Getting around NYC is fun! Grabbing a cab or riding the subway, it's always an experience! Even walking block to block, window shopping, can be a blast!

NYC SEWER COVER DOORMAT

New York City has it's own look, feel and sounds... its own heartbeat in America! Whether you're a native or just a fan, keep some of the Big Apple in your house with our NYC Sewer Cover Doormat! Also great for the office... let them know where you want to be!

Now you can feel the nostalgic hustle and bustle of the city right in your home and you won’t even have to jump out of the way of any taxi cabs! Hey, I'm walking here!!!

This awesome mat is the perfect gift for anyone that appreciates one of the greatest cities in the world!

LUCKY BEGGAR WALLET

Burglar: “Hey man! Give me your wallet!” You: “Sorry, all I have in my pocket is my flattened coffee cup from this morning!” Conflict averted!

Designed by artist George Skelcher, this change purse is rich with New York nostalgia! Whether you're looking for a handout or headed to the bank - you'll want this charming accessory in your back pocket!

It looks like the iconic "We Are Happy To Serve You" New York coffee cup, but little does anyone else know... it’s an awesome wallet with a zipper that will keep all of your plastic and paper safe! And, don’t mention it! We provide stuff like this from the bottom of our hearts!

BIG GOOGLY EYES

WINE-O BOTTLE BAG

SUBWAY FORTUNE KEEPER KEYCHAIN

We’re always looking for something to lift us out of the dark and into the light. Sometimes inspiration hits with a fortune cookie! It can be that message that is spot on or extremely encouraging that you HAVE to keep! Use our Subway Fortune Keeper Keychain to stash that fortune safely so you can archive or share it later!

The Exit Uptown Fortune Keeper Keychain opens to safely store your fortune and you can attach it to whatever your heart desires! Read it. Believe it. Keep it.

The subway rolls underground. It moves in the dark tunnels but the stairs always take you up and out into the light.

UNDERCOVER TABLET SLEEVE

The Wildcard, because you're in a city with A LOT of people! Who knows where they've been and what they've touched! Big cities like NY don't always have the cleanest bathrooms either!

EMERGENCY TOILET SEAT COVERS

With careful planning you might be able to avoid public restrooms for awhile. However, one day nature if going to call and you will have no choice but to swing open a stall door and confront the situation. When that happens, you better be sure to have a tin of our Emergency Toilet Seat Covers with you or things could get really interesting!

MAYBE YOU TOUCHED YOUR GENITALS HAND SANITIZER

If you’re looking for the #1 After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer, look no further. Our Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer is the best out there in case you have to shake hands with someone who may or may not have forgotten to wash up in the restroom! Gross!

EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS DISPENSER

OCD HAND SANITIZER

Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Make sure cap is firmly closed. Recheck cap. Are you sure it’s closed?

Our OCD Hand Sanitizer features clinical strength germ killer. Did someone just cough? Sanitize! If you’re not sanitizing, you’re getting infected. A full 2 ounce bottle for frequent use! Great for office gifts, stocking stuffers, and interventions.

CHEESE CUTTER LAVATORY MIST

Our special reserve Cheese Cutter Lavatory Mist is for those who cut only the finest cheese, imported and domestic. An age-old bathroom deodorizing tradition that quickly relieves air of any foulness with two quick lavender and moss scented mists that cut through anything with the strength of ten mustached men.

Your nose may adjust to the cheese-fouled air, but be generous to your friends and family and keep a bottle of the Cheese Cutter Lavatory Mist with you often! This room spray does the job!

FANCY SCHMANCY HAND SANITIZER

Our Fancy Schmancy Hand Sanitizer is extra kosher and kills germs on contact 24/6! So wait are you waiting for?... Schmear some on! Would it kill you to buy two? Please note: Also effective on gentiles.

COMPULSIVELY AWESOME WET WIPES

A whopping 98% of germs are found either outside or indoors. Avoid both at all times! Don’t let those germs get to you with our Compulsively Awesome Wet Wipes!

You’re not obsessive, you’re compulsively awesome! Clean your hands and face with these gentle, natural, biodegradable wipes that have a wonderful light melon and minced cucumber scent. Wear your compulsive awesomeness like your favorite jacket!

Keep out of reach of children, not the wipe... but you! Stay clean as a whistle unless someone used the whistle first

YOU NASTY HAND SANITIZER

Recognize and sanitize with our You Nasty Hand Sanitizer! You don’t know where their hands have been so go ahead and de-nastify yourself with this gentle solution of sanitization. Cause you ain’t the $hit if you smell like it! Stay fresh!

Again, you nasty

CRAP SHOOTER POO-POURRI

The next time you’re out and need to take a numero dos, don’t leave an embarrassing odor behind, use our Crap Shooter Travel Size Poo-Pourri!

It’s the perfect size to be inconspicuous, it will fit in your pocket or in your wallet! This before-you-go toilet bowl spray creates a protective film barrier against potential bathroom odors. In fact, with the delightful, fresh scent of cassis, citrus peel and fir, the bathroom will smell better than before!

Spray the bowl first, guns-a-blazing, the smell is contained. This stuff is amazing!

LAZY HOUSEKEEPER MOP SLIPPERS

CLEANER THAN SHIT HAND SOAP

Keep those hands clean!

LOOK! SOFT HANDS! HAND SHIT

NYC culture is EVERYTHING!

WHITE CASTLE BURGER SCENTED CANDLE

White Castle is a part of Americana history and there will always be a soft spot in our heart for that wonderful wafting smell of fast food that hits you right when you walk in the door. Now you can enjoy that unique smell of White Castle all of the time with our 4 oz. White Castle Slider Scented Candle. The candle comes in a rectangular ceramic holder that resembles the cardboard box of the White Castle Slider sandwiches.

BOOMBOX LUNCH BOX

Don’t you wish you could walk into work with your boombox on your shoulder, bust some breakdancing moves and go on with your day while your bumpin’ mixtape plays in the background? That’s probably not possible, so carry your sandwich and snacks in our Boombox Lunch Box! It’s the dopest food container around!

So many 80's styles are back and the boombox is definitely one of them. This lunch box reminds us of listening to Casey Kasem's America Top 40 and waiting for that one song to come on so we could record it! Send your kids to school with one of these hip lunch Boxes! This is one lunch pail that they won't want to hide in their backpack!

GHOSTBUSTERS SLIMER SOURS

Before all these ghost hunters shows popped up on cable, there was the original Ghostbusters straight outta NYC! Nobody steps on a church in my town!

THE DAILY MOOD FLIPCHART

Some days the office is like a tea party, other days it's a lion's den. That's why The Daily Mood is a crucial desktop accessory!

This fun flip-chart spells out everyone's demeanor in no uncertain terms. There are 47 moods to choose from, each with its own smiley along with a snarky definition, fascinating facts, and sample sentences (People say I'm apathetic, but I just don't care). It's lo-tech "social networking" fun.

EMERGENCY BOWTIE

Because you never know when the boss is going to invite you to that special black tie event!

SWISS DISH APPETIZER PLATES

BATTER UP! SPATULA

Yankees or Mets cupcakes?

NYC SEWER COVER DOG TOY

Are you and your dog a current resident of NYC or do you guys just have the big apple attitude? Our NYC Sewer Cover Dog Toy is super soft, has a squeaker, and will represent you and your pup as tough, yet cuddly!

BLACK BAR PAPARAZZI GLASSES

Be "unseen" wearing these Black Bar Paparazzi Glasses. On their own, the glasses appear to be ridiculous looking sunglasses. In a social setting, they instantly become the life of the party. Inhibitions fade away. You're immediately popular with the "in" crowd. Others will wonder if you're famous or dangerous.

Black Bar Paparazzi Glasses look and photograph just like censor bars. Perfect for wedding parties, bachelor parties, club-hopping, questionable behavior and risqué situations.

BALLPARK GUM