1. Led Zeppelin, “Custard Pie”
This is the gold standard in hard rock songs about pie.
3. Danielson Famile, “Fathom the Night Fruits Pie”
This is one of the most joyful songs in the world. They are referring to the Nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control.
5. Destiny’s Child, “Apple Pie à la Mode”
7. Oasis, “Magic Pie”
This song is obviously about banana cream pie, the most magical of all pies.
10. The Beatles, “Wild Honey Pie”
No, like, really, he looooooves pie.
11. Paul McCartney, “Flaming Pie”
Paul McCartney is a man who is totally passionate about pie — mind, body, and soul.
12. Neil Diamond, “Porcupine Pie”
You probably would not want to eat the pie described in this song.
13. Warrant, “Cherry Pie”
Warrant did not trust MTV viewers to understand the central metaphor of this song.