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Kid Finds Fat Spider Monkey
A 4-year-old boy from Tennessee found a spider monkey in his backyard. But finding a monkey in your backyard isn't as cool when the monkey's fat, and I mean really fat. He can't even walk on all fours--he just kind of waddles along on his hind legs making annoying loud noises. When contacted, the monkey's owners said that "Clyde likes to eat Little Debbies and Italian food."
